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The 10 most profitable moments in bikini history

Posted Jul 02 2009, 11:41 AM by Minyanville
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The month will likely pass with very little mention. Folks will remain uninformed of its importance. The chance for honorary celebrations and time off from work will have elapsed.

 So just for your and your family's edification: July is National Bikini Month.

Conveniently timed to coincide with warm weather, family picnics and your child's summer vacation, National Bikini Month commands that the country expresses reverence to the wondrous innovation of dividing feminine swimwear into 2 pieces. An evocative example of liberation, women are no longer a slave to 1890s beach conventions. They are free to remove the swim cap and striped wading jumpsuit and enjoy a tan that doesn't stop at the wrists.

Yes, the bikini is truly a giant leap for mankind.

But aside from the advancement of social mores, the bikini was at the forefront for several lucrative ventures. Sound implausible? Well, maybe the phrase "Sex sells" has escaped your vernacular -- as well as "lowest common denominator."

The profitability of a woman showing off some skin hit a stride with the advent of the bikini. Soon after its introduction, French bombshell Brigitte Bardot gave the world a look-see during a highly publicized photo shoot at the 1953 Cannes Film Festival. For anyone who wasn't yet championing the cause of the 2-piece swimsuit, their minds were certainly changed shortly thereafter.

And with any enterprising startup product, once the kids are hooked, the sky's the limit.

The 1960s brought a series of Beach Party movies starring the irreverent Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello -- two crazy 20-somethings playing upbeat teens who marched to a beat of their own "surf solo" drum. Providing equal parts make-out sessions and wild, flailing dance moves, they clearly and concisely demonstrated to young adults worldwide just how to stuff a wild bikini.

Even as the sexual revolution rose and fell, the bikini remained a staple to social life -- in the home, at work and at play. And with its widespread appeal, the 2-piece has given an extra nudge to otherwise mediocre bottom lines.

In honor of such a prestigious month, Minyanville takes a cheeky look at the most memorable -- and profitable -- bikini moments.

Top Stocks blogging partner Todd Harrison is founder & CEO of Minyanville.com. This post was written by Minyanville Contributor Mike Schuster.

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Ah. Let us remember why "bikini" ever came to pass. It was the day I was born. It was at Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Ocean. It was the USAF B29 "Dave's Dream" which dropped the first ever atomic bomb into ocean (as distinct from land). It was the USA which married the place name to the swim costume. The profit angle did not feature. Until business saw that the opportunity existed. But that was later. So in this excellent month of July, let us remember our real history, and realize the true significance of this amazing factual story. Why not celebrate it properly?

I love going to the beach and seeing those hot women in a bikini.I especially like em when they fill them out on the top and the thongs on the bottom are very easy onthe eyes as well.Keep it up ladies dont stop now!!!!!

What about the burqa moments, where women in Muslim countries are forbidden to show anything but their eyes so prying males do not imagine having sex with them?

Better yet, what about the moments when men stop treating women as sex objects altogether, but as people fit to be our wives and fit to raise our children in stable two-parent heterosexual homes, whether they wear bikinis, burqas, tea-length dresses, slacks, or nothing at all?

This was one of the 10 Most Useless articles on Bikinis of ALL TIME.

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please send me pictures! you're proud of your body and proud to be seen in a bikina!!!!! I'm a fan of women like you and I deserve pictures. I'm not a pervert I just love looking at bikini babes. I'm a 100% disabled vietnam vet, I live in Florida and it's very hard to get to the beach in my chair, I'm missing out of the bikini babes, do an old man a favor...

jackblackburn@hotmail.com

I AM LONG PAST THE BIKINI DAYS, BUT NO BETTER WAY TO DISPLAY A GREAT BODY. I SAY GO FOR IT AS LONG AS YOU CAN

Well it looks like a trip to the beach is in order to honor this event, and to study the subjects

I just wish I could wear a bikini. Way back in the years when I had the body for a bikini they weren't on the market. Now there are hundreds of them and there is no way that I would put this body into one. Have seen some beach shows and there are a lot of women out there that shouldn't be wearing them. They have way more guts than I do.

There is an old saying concerning the economy and women's dresses.  Hemlines go up when the ecomomy is doing good and down when the economy is doing bad.   Not sure if this applies anymore.   Bikini's?   Some people need to leave them alone.  

To see a (FIT) woman in a thong at the beach is pure bliss...  thank GOD for thongs!!!!

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