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Maybe the dumbest deal ever

Posted Mar 25 2008, 06:58 PM by Charley Blaine

Al Copeland died on Sunday. You might not know the name. In Louisiana and certainly around New Orleans, he was about as well known as anybody both for the chicken you can get at Popeyes Famous Fried Chicken, the chain he started, and for his lavish, complicated and exuberant lifestyle.

He liked getting married. But all four of his marriages ended in divorce -- often acrimoniously. He liked Christmas. His house along Lake Pontchartrain in Kenner, La., was so lit up with lights at the holidays that airline pilots would use it to line up their approaches to the airport.

He liked fast cars and fast boats. He carried on a fun feud over the decor of one of his restaurants with no less than Anne Rice, the author of "Interview with the Vampire."

In short, he was a dream subject for reporters. Check out the obits on the man in The Times-Picayune (my former employer) and The New York Times. Or check out the brawl he got into in 2001.

But, while he was pretty good at the restaurant business (You can see what he did here), Copeland also did one of the dumbest deals ever when he took over Church's Chicken in a hostile takeover fight in 1989.

My point is not to beat on Al for the deal. Rather it's to note that Wall Street makes stupid mistakes again and again and again. The subprime mortgage crisis that has caused so much stress since last summer is hardly unique.

Check the Church's Chicken deal. It wasn't the biggest deal at the time, but it was just as dumb as the deal that Canadian developer Robert Campeau did in the late 1980s to buy Federated Department stores, known today as Macy's, and then Allied Stores. And Wall Street made Copeland's deal happen.

To make the Church's deal work, the bankers (including Merrill Lynch, Wasserstein Perella and the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce, allegedly smart guys all) agreed to let Copeland's company borrow 150% of the $392 million purchase price. That's right: 150% of the purchase price, give or take a million bucks. Copeland didn't have to put up much money at all.

The plan was that the debt would be worked down by selling off surplus Church's restaurants. That decision probably caused every potential buyer to knock their offer for a Church's restaurant by 50% or so.

It took only a few years for the deal to blow up. Copeland's company couldn't make the debt payments. The banks declared him in default. His position seemed to be, "You lent me the money; it's your problem."

And, besides, he was about to get married at the New Orleans Museum of Art, a ceremony to which he invited hundreds. He and his wife (No. 3) left in a helicopter that sprinkled rose petals on the throng below as it lifted off.

Angered by Copeland's nuptial extravagance, the bankers forced Copeland's operating company into Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Eventually, they ended up owning it.

It's now known as ACE Enterprises with some 1,800 mostly franchised Popeyes outlets in 40 states  It went public, bought the Cinnabon and Seattle Coffee and sold both and Church's when the company got into trouble. The stock went to nearly $21 in May 2007 but has fallen more than 50% since.

But Al Copeland had the last laugh. A separate company owned the recipe to the spices for the chicken and has a contract to supply the spices until 2025. Without the recipe, Popeyes wasn't Popeyes. So, the company that was taken away by Wall Street ended up paying him millions.

Comments

 

BRILLIANT!  I love it when the corporate MBA-trained "smart guys" get it handed to them.  Unfortunately, pension funds and other retirement assets are rolled into their stock and for some odd reason BIG GOVERNMENT just loves to come in and "save" these morons instead of letting their incompetence knock them down -- then they can go find work like the rest of us!

The sad thing about these things are that the individuals behind them make fortunes and are able to retain them even after deal blows up. Wasserstein made a career (and lots of  $$$) out of stupid deals.

Banks make the little guys in this country put up their first born to get a loan and then they do something like this. My disdain for corporate pirates and bankers has never been a secret. Now, greed from the banking industry has created this national mortgage mess and it is our tax dollars that is being used to bail them out. Banks should have to fill out an application to do business with us!!

There is no one to blame but ourselves, "we the people", elect the politicians who pass the laws which supposed to prevent such mess, it has never worked in favor of the average Joe. It is inevitable, the rich will get richer while poor gets poorer, middle class as we had known will disappear and all is not a coincidence, it is designed. Tax payers should not bail banks out nor people who borrow irresponsibly or fail to read what they sign. Mortgage mess is just beginning and will continue for next 2 years, I laugh when I hear experts saying it should turn around within next couple of qurarters. If they truely want to fix the mortgage mess, and increase sales, they should make house purchase easier by lowering fixed rate loans and adjusting hyped up false house prices. That will get responsible folks who are in financial position to own a house into them.

I love happy endings.

That's why you don't put all your eggs in one basket.  Bock. bock.

Smart Business sense, don't know if I could do it though. Some of the smaller people ( workers at these chains) really depend on that $5.25 per hour to try and make ends meet.

"THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES" Bull we live by the rules not make them. Remember that next time you comment about anything.

Don't blame the banking industry...the dirty little secret is that they were following orders from your government (congress specifically) to make it easier for "the average joe" to buy a home. Non of you were complaining about the banks when you were able to buy a $250K house when you make $65K a year, you were living the American Dream...you should have known better than to live above your means. Now congress has stepped in to clean up thier own mess, all the while blaming it on the banks and Bush...typical.

BRAVO

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