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Please, Hammer, don't hurt Google!

Posted Jan 02 2008, 05:00 PM by Matt Koppenheffer
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From the "I didn't think I'd hear that name again" desk comes breaking news about MC Hammer. Yes, you read that right, MC Hammer.

If Hammer were a publicly traded stock, the early success of his flashy dance moves, baggy pants, and hit songs like "U Can't Touch This" would have surely led to disappointed investors as he disappeared into obscurity and ended up going bankrupt with some $14 million in debt.

But apparently Hammer wasn't gone for good. Gone are the days of chasing the top spot on the music charts, though -- these days Hammer is chasing… Google. As the pre-eminent source for online videos, Google's YouTube will be the primary target of Hammer's new venture, DanceJam. The site is seeking to be the go-to spot for dance related videos and will debut later in the month.

I turned to Google's page on The Motley Fool's CAPS service to see how worried Google investors are about this new venture, and surprisingly there was no mention of DanceJam. For some reason, investors seem far more concerned about Google's valuation and cell phone plans.

I won't deny owning an MC Hammer album back in the 90's so I will pull a chapter from the book of "Please Hammer Don't 'Em" for the backers of DanceJam: Pray.

(Full disclosure: I do not have a financial position in any of the companies mentioned -- including DanceJam.)

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Great, Hammer is too ligit to quit. I will support him anyway I can, he gave up so much for so many people, in such a short time, without complaining. Sure he lost all his money. He probably saved a lot of people lives and that can't be measured. Go Hammer Go!

Somebody didn't see Bill Gates or Microsoft coming either never under esitmate the power or uses of a Hammer

My first search is going to be Ham

I heard Mr. T was going after spam'ers . He's going to be chasing them down in a black van. His new venture will be called The "Foo" Fix.

This is a free country, if you have the will to do it, Go For It MC Hammer! God Bless you!

Future headline:

"...Dancejam aquired by Google at undisclosed price..."

MC Hammer seen dancing all the way to the bank.

Hey, if it'll get him out of debt, why not!!! Go Hammer!

GO BACK UNDER THE ROCK YOUR BROKE BUTT CRAWLED OUT OF. HAMMER WAS AND IS A GIAANT JOKE. DOES HE REALLY THINK HE CAN COMPETE WITH GOOGLE AND YOU TUBE. PLEASE HAMMER PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN.

Hammer lost a lot of his fisrt fortune trying to help others, and never once complained about it. If makes another fortune with this venture I would bet he will help those less fortunate again. Good luck Hammer.

It sounds like MC needs to get a real job.

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