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Airline appears serious about pay toilets

Posted Jun 08 2009, 10:25 AM by Karen Datko
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Travelers on European budget carrier Ryanair will likely have to start paying for bathroom use, and may wish they had a wooden (think hollow) leg.

Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary told the Guardian newspaper in England that he's serious about charging for toilet access -- an idea he had earlier bandied about -- and also plans to reduce the number of bathrooms on his Boeing 737-800 jets from three to one.

Those bathrooms will be replaced with six more seats -- "which means more passengers will stand in line longer for the privilege of paying to potty. This can't be good for beverage cart sales," wrote Rob Manker at ChicagoTribune.com.

O'Leary said he's asked Boeing to look into placing credit card readers on bathroom locks in new Ryanair planes and making that seat adjustment. The price to potty would be £1, or about $1.60, when it takes effect within two years.

"We are flying aircraft on an average flight time of one hour around Europe," O'Leary said. "What the hell do we need three toilets for?"

Hmm. Perhaps because the 737-800 seats 162 to 189 passengers, depending on the seat configuration, not including O'Leary's extra seats.

Carl Unger at Smarter Travel commented, "To be fair, I can see his point. Ryanair essentially acts as a bus service in the sky .... Of course, your average 737 carries three times as many passengers as your average long-distance bus."

Seeing may be believing when it comes to O'Leary, who the Guardian says is known as "O'Really" because he doesn't always mean what he says. However, it's true that O'Leary has never met an airline fee he didn't like.

In fact, ChicagoTribune.com says, "There are reports O'Leary is also tossing around the idea of requiring passengers to load their own luggage onto jets, so that the airline can cut costs by not having baggage handlers."

Stateside travelers aren't immune from rising fees. Starting Wednesday, June 10, United Airlines customers who don't pay their checked-baggage fees online will start paying an extra $5 at the airport, ChicagoTribune.com says. That will amount to $20 for the first bag and $30 for the second. US Airways will follow suit in July.

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Comments

 

If everyone on a single flight simply peed in their seats, then the pay-to-pee fare would be a thing of the past.  :0)

I'll wear an adult diaper.

I was on a Ryan Air from London to Dublin with a group of football fans returning home.  They celebrated a bit too much prior the flight and made lines half-way the length of the plane to the restrooms.  That was my LAST Ryan Air flight.  That was in 1993!!!

DIAREA OUT-BREAK!!! ..... THATS RIGHT!  Lets see what happens wihen a small percentage of Mr. O'Leary's passengers contract a little old stomach virus during their travels. Say 20 percent of passengers on a particular flight. Can you imagine 40 people lined up in front of "one" rest room at 35,000 feet, with the infamous "runs" --

and about to "poop" their pants. Could get real ugly - and messy - real fast. Yea, this is going to be interesting  !!!

sorry, I know this is gross, but if that was happening to me, you gotta pee!!!

I would find the nearest barf bag and leave for them... quit nickel and dime'in people to death for cryin out loud!!!  

I dont begrudge anyone making a profit, but does it all have to come out of *MY* pocket?

First the idea of charging by a person's weight, now this?  Are they trying to lose customers?

To heck with paying to go to the potty...just wear Pampers like the astronauts do...

I would NEVER fly with an Airline that charges for potty use.

"Ryanair essentially acts as a bus service in the sky."  Really?  If I'm on a bus and my gut is about to explode, I can hop off at the next stop and find the nearest loo.  What's the airplane pilot going to do at 30,000 feet if I've got to go and don't happen to have a credit card handy?  Hand me a parachute?

Fine with me.  I'll save some money and just relieve myself "doggie style" by lifting one leg and peeing on the outside of the door!  :-)

What good will six more seats do for this jerk's bottom line if enough people get so outraged at his unmitigated greed and total disregard for common decency and basic customer service that his business will decrease, so that, hopefully,  he will go out of business?  He's utterly disgusting!  If this were medieval times, he would get the deplorable punishment he deserves from the public he "serves"!

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