A clever dude's take on cutting waste and saving money
Posted
May 01 2008, 01:54 PM
by
Karen Datko
We've read lots of lists of ways to reduce waste and simultaneously save money, but no one's is quite like Clever Dude's list of 50.
Want proof? Here's No. 8 in the words of "Clever Dude": "Don't use those stupid disposable toilet brushes. That has to be the dumbest, laziest invention ever. Just spend 10 seconds brushing the toilet. Wear a rubber glove if you're worried about cooties, or just wash your hands like any other normal person would do afterward."
Don't run the water when you're shaving, brushing your teeth or scrubbing the dishes. Use only a dab of toothpaste and shampoo (he's nearly bald and he used to use a glob), and keep your bar of soap dry.
There's no way we can paraphrase this one about using less TP. "OK, maybe that thin sheet of Charmin might place enough of a barrier between your bottom and the seat to ease your mind, but it really doesn't protect you from germs."
Among the tips to save on electricity: Use "smart" power strips for electronics, and get a timer for your electric water heater.
Clever Dude breaks down his tips under the handy categories of bathroom, kitchen, office, house, yard and car. We suspect you'll read something here that you hadn't before (and if we're wrong, please leave a comment and hopefully share your own tip).
And, finally, we'll mention this one, which is already standard practice in places where water is scarce. (Honest.) He says: "'If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.' It's a gross topic, but honestly you're only wasting more water if you don't really need to flush."