Your dog is not a dependent, and other tax tips
Posted
Feb 15 2008, 01:46 PM
by
Karen Datko
Have a question for your tax preparer that you think will sound stupid? You're probably right, says Creative Accountant at Just Read the Blog. But, for those who insist on testing "the patience, sanity and trigger finger of tax accountants," Creative Accountant presents a list of questions you really should avoid.
Your dog is not a dependent. Also, you can't claim your sister's kid as one just because she can afford not to. "Sorry," CA says. "I don't make the rules."
Now, on to medical expenses: "Botox and *** implants are usually not deductions," CA writes. "Now, most women probably just zoned in on the word 'usually.' So when is it a deduction? There is a good shot if you are a stripper it will fly."
What if you report $15,000 in income and $30,000 in mortgage interest? OK, if it's true, CA says. "But this is asking for an investigation. And a thorough one."
Don't tell your accountant, "You must have done the tax return wrong because I owe money." Creative Accountant writes: "HA! I love this one!" especially when it comes from a client who has only one W-2. "Put the subpoena back in the purse. Check your W-4 at the office because they may not be taking enough taxes out of your checks."
